Dreadlock Warfare

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White student assaulted by black university employee for, “Cultural Appropriation.”

The viral video of a black San Francisco State University employee physically and verbally assaulting a white SFSU student with dreadlocks has resulted in some titillating headlines and opened up a national debate on the topic of, “cultural appropriation.”  HMMM

The black woman accuses the white boy of not having the right to wear is hair in dreadlocks.  Newsflash, angry black woman, there is evidence of many cultures, not just those with black skin hailing from the continent of Africa or the Island of Jamaica, wearing dreadlocks. They are worn for many reasons: an expression of deep religious or spiritual convictions, a manifestation of ethnic pride, to make a political statement, or simply as a fashion preference.

  • The Old Testament (you know, from The Bible  Judges 16:13) recounts the tale of Samson and Delilah in which a man’s potency is directly linked to ‘the seven locks on his head’
  • Hair matching the description of dreadlocks is mentioned in the Veda scriptures of India, dated to 1800 BC;
  • Today in India, dreadlocks are spotted among Sadhus (holy men);
  • Historic accounts suggest that Germanic tribes, Celts, Greeks and the Vikings wore dreadlocks;
  • Egyptian King Tut (1332 – 1323 BC) wore dreadlocks.  It is often, wrongly, assumed that Egypt (officially known as The Arab Republic of Egypt) is an African nation.  Egypt is actually the world’s only contiguous Eurafrasian country:  a country whose land mass spans two continents from the northeast corner of Africa to the southwest corner of Asia via a land bridge known as the Sinai Peninsula which divides the Red Sea and Mediterranean Sea.

The woman attacking the boy and accusing him of cultural appropriation doesn’t appear to be Egyptian.  I can only assume that she is claiming it as part of her African heritage.

But no, that wouldn’t work for her argument either, as all of those cultures far pre-date the historically cited 1930’s Ethiopian Rastafarian protest-borne practice of men wearing their hair in dreadlocks until their Emperor, Ras Tafari, was returned to power.

Her argument certainly doesn’t hold any weight if she’s referring to dreadlocks as a right of Jamaican culture.  Real mainstream cultural establishment came when dreadlock sporting, committed Rastafari, Jamaican Bob Marley came into his real fame with the worldwide success of his album, Exodus in 1977.

I’m not sure what culture this woman claims to be part of that this poor student was accused of stealing his look from, but I hope that she is prosecuted and fired for her assault.  I also think she better review her knowledge of history before she continues spouting off at people.  There are always video cameras/smart phones available to document public ignorance.  Hmmm indeed!

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Random Thoughts

Twoosh: What you call a perfect, 140-character tweet. Also how your grandma refers to your behind. It’s the equivalent of a slam dunk on Twitter. #Twoosh there it is.

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This gem is from the Daily Skimm (via theskimm.com).  I’m working to incorporate this into a conversation today!

dyed-easter-eggsHere are some things I wish I’d have thought of before Easter.  These are especially good for those who don’t celebrate the religious aspects of the Christian holiday and definitely would have made it a more exciting holiday than in years passed.

Easter Ideas for Adventurous Adults

  • Egg hunts with a twist: Instead of candy inside those plastic eggs, place sexy little notes, inside jokes or clues to the “Golden Egg” of a private scavenger hunt (YOU!) inside for your significant other to find.
  • Create the ultimate couples Easter basket: 1) Massage oil, scented candles, flavored or sensation creating massage oil; 2) Flavored condoms, edible underwear, whipped cream, chocolate syrup; 3) Naughty toy basket – let your imagination run as wild as your partner is willing to go.
  • Sexy Texts: Every time you get a “Happy Easter Text” it’s on!  Grab your SO and wildly make out or grab a quickie.
  • The Bunny Trail: Make a trail of roses, candy, arrows, or any other enticements  that lead to the bedroom.
  • Do Like Rabbits Do: Celebrate the day and get it on as many times as you can.  Try a new position, location or maybe even a new partner…creativity, frequency and spontaneity are the keys.

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Keep Your “Girls” Perky!

With more than 3/4 of a million views in just 6 hours, this post by Nina Mohan & Alice Mongkongllite via Buzzfeed.com was too good by itself to add any commentary to, except to say HMMM….

9 Steps You Can Take to Avoid Boob Sag

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  1. Tie balloons to your nipples: It may seem ridiculous at first, but there is literally nothing worse than a boob that hangs in a natural way.
  2. Do Push Ups, “Boob Push Ups”: We all know boobs sag because they’re not fit! So use them to push yourself off the floor and you’ll finally get the lift you deserve.
  3. Hire someone to walk behind you and hold your boobs up at all times: Make sure they lotion their hands so your boobs absorb some of that sweet moisture.
  4. Invest in a boob shelf.  Not a bra, a literal shelf: A nice slab of wood will help keep those boobs looking perky as ever!
  5. Don’t sleep on your front, side or back. In fact, don’t sleep at all: Your boobs probably flop around when you’re unconscious, so avoid sleeping at all costs.
  6. Wear a bra at all times, even in the shower:  Letting your boobs hang free is like telling the world you want them to touch the floor!
  7. Avoid bouncy exercises that can damage ligaments, like jumping rope, trampolines, jumping jacks, running, walking, moving, or doing anything:  Just stand very still. Your boobs will thank you later.
  8. Walk around with your arms up at all times to make your boobs appear higher: This is a great arm workout in addition to eliminating the sag!
  9. Massage your breasts with the feathers of a bird’s wing to promote lift:  Make sure it’s a bird that actually flies! Chicken feathers will make your boobs drop a foot.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

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You Can’t Make This Crap Up!

funnynewsEvery once in a while I search “Bizarre Headlines” to see what wacky stories are being told around the world.

Today there were some real doozies!

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Super Bowl (Yawn!) 50

I have less than zero interest in the teams playing in Super Bowl 50 in two weeks.

Usually I like a couple of the commercials but I can get commercial play by play and see them at my leisure courtesy of Twitter and video sites like YouTube.

Coldplay headlining the halftime show.  Nope.  ZERO INTEREST

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It seems a lot of the intended viewers of the game agree with my less than enthusiastic opinion of the Super Bowl 50 Halftime Show.  Social Media exploded with disbelief, horror and outright mockery.  The fun continued when athletes, entertainers, late night talk show hosts and publications nationwide joined in on the joke that was the selection of Coldplay as Super Bowl 50 Halftime Show Headliner:

Some of my favorites:

  1. Coldplay is the clip-on-man-bun of bands (@dougbies – Twitter)
  2. Someone should run the concussion protocol on whoever picks Super Bowl halftime talent (@kenwheaton – Twitter)
  3. “shhh! shhh! everyone! Coldplay’s on!” that ought to go over well at the Super Bowl party. (@jasongay – Twitter)
  4. “Super Bowl fans, are you ready to rock? Hope not, because you’re getting Coldplay.” – Adweek
  5. “The one good thing you can say about the Coldplay choice is that they allow everyone to hurl their best insults with impunity.”  – Uproxx
  6. “Was Nickelback busy that weekend or something?” – San Francisco Gate

Reactions like those lead me to believe that the 2016 Super Bowl Halftime Show won’t garner anywhere near the number of viewers that Katy Perry’s Super Bowl performance in 2015 did.  She drew 121 million viewers, the highest viewership ever for the halftime performance according to Nielsen.  Bruno Mars’ performance in 2014 brought in 115 million, the second highest.

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Is it any wonder the NFL quickly scrambled to assure viewers wouldn’t defect by the millions to watch a bunch of adorable puppies scamper about on Animal Planet’s Annual Puppy Bowl, by adding Beyoncé and Bruno Mars?

I’ve decided, for only the second time I can remember (the first time I was planning a funeral and writing a eulogy), to skip the game completely.  Looks like a perfect time to finally see the new Star Wars movie has presented itself.  Hmmm

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Does He Not Realize He’s Turning You Off?

breaking-up-ex-girlfriendIn case you didn’t catch the recent article in Men’s Fitness Magazine, there are some very specific things that can turn a date with great possibilities into a chaste kiss at the door and an abrupt, “I’ll call you,” in no time flat. Hmmm

According to more than 500 real women polled, and a few other resources I found, these are the least attractive traits women find in the men they date:

  • Cocky: Acting Entitled and better than others
  • Bad Breath!
  • Being a Douche: Trying to upstage anyone and everyone
  • Conceited: Me, Me, Me behavior, conversation and interests
  • Chauvinistic: Puts women down to make him feel better about himself, or feels one woman isn’t enough
  • Dishonest
  • Lack of Communication: Always making plans at the last minute
  • Complaining about anything and everything.  Nothing is ever good enough for this blowhard who makes no effort to change what he’s complaining about or ask that it be made right
  • Lazy: Only makes the minimum effort to get by, no drive, no passion, no goals; leaves making of all plans up to you
  • Lack of Confidence or Insecurity: “Woe is Me” and “I’m not good enough” are definite turn offs as are controlling and jealous behavior intended to divert your attention from anyone else
  • Braggart: I obviously thought you were pretty great when I agreed to date you, I don’t need or want to hear how great you are FROM YOU
  • Aggressive Physical Behavior: Acting like you own me is a total turn off.  I don’t need to be pawed at in public just so you can prove your manliness to other men or show “She’s with me!”
  • Obsessed with Money
  • Irresponsible with his money (always crying poor) or Cheap
  • Poor Personal Hygiene
  • Undependable/Careless: Blows off dates, doesn’t return calls, depends on texts as main form of communication
  • Acting like you are his Therapist: Enough with the talk about your ex!
  • Rude:  Burping and Farting in Public as if he’s with the guys, Dismissive, Quick to Anger, Uses Racial/Sexual/Inappropriate Language, etc.
  • Sloppy in Appearance, His Home or Car 

badbreathNot only are the majority of these traits deal breakers, I think the existence of even a few  should set off red lights and warning bells. If these are the kind of men you are consistently attracted to or attracting, you might want to take a step back and examine what is drawing you toward these uncouth, unacceptable men.  Hmmm

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The Peril of Being the “Tech Gal” For Your Own Blog Site

girl-and-computer-victoryI am the first to admit that I am not a technical guru when it comes to writing code, website language and other computer programming / data processing jargon. Frankly I think a 5 year old has more computer literacy than I do where it comes to creating and maintaining a website, but I knew enough to keep the site for my blog up for the past year.

Perhaps I got a little complacent and far too comfortable with how easy my previous domain name registrar / WordPress host made it to communicate to the world via my tongue-in-cheek blog that: I am a girl of many opinions with a salty vocabulary, the gift of gab, and just enough knowledge of navigating the “World Wide Web” to make me dangerous.

That being said, I made the mistake of using a hosted site via a webhost who I will not give the benefit of a mention or further free advertising on the back of my blog, and my site disappeared.  Let’s just say it’s not your Mommy’s company…hmmm

Two weeks of fighting via phone, email and chat box (after being made to wait online 79 minutes to talk with a technical support “expert” and their so called, “Customer Service” has only resulted in them requesting:

  • Site Retrieval Fee (AKA Ransom for my site, which is being held Hostage)
  • Technical Support Fee (For all of their “pleasant” requests for more of my money)
  • Another Month of Pre-Paid Hosting on their “service” from which I could then access a backup to move my site to the new host, whom I am already paying….their crappy “service” is exactly what I was trying to get away from!

hamster-wheelI am sure all can see the hamster wheel that they have kept me on, which has only done one thing:  Delayed my site from re-launching on the new host and thus has caused a break in entertaining and engaging my followers with my daily rants and raves…UGH!

Getting my blog back live has taken weeks and practically an Act of God, but have no fear: I am getting a crash course in backing up my site locally from now on, painstakingly recreating that which I have toiled over for the past year and, come Hell or High Water (which we did get some of this week in otherwise sunny southern California, but I digress), I will now be back live as soon as possible….If you’re reading this, my Herculean task has been accomplished.

These are the current things that are definitely making me go hmmm….

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