Every once in a while I search “Bizarre Headlines” to see what wacky stories are being told around the world.

Today there were some real doozies!

• Man With “Bionic” Penis Loses Virginity at Age 44 – A sex worker donated a session to help the man, “get the monkey off his back.” – The Huffington Post
• No, Xzibit Doesn’t Want to Pimp Your Damn Ride! – A girl on Twitter innocently asked for help with her crappy ride and Xzibit viciously unloaded telling the girl to, “Get a Job!” Ouch! – The Huffington Post
• Advanced UK Research Ship May be Named “Boaty McBoatface” – The man who proposed the name, former BBC radio host James Hand, told BBC radio he has “apologized profusely” for the controversy created by his jest. – The Associated Press
• Company Seeking Paid Interns to Drink Beer For Four Months – Four months traveling the world to beer fests and breweries to sample food and drinks.  Sign me up! – UPI
• ‘Where’s Waldo’ Found Being ‘Very Disorderly’ at Boston Transit Station – “Where’s Waldo? He was at South Station being very disorderly and needed to be escorted out,” Transit Police tweeted.- UPI
• Moscow Subway Riders Get Away With Being Smelly, Hairy and Taking Up Three Seats – “There are an estimated 35,000 stray dogs roaming around Moscow, and at least 20 of them regularly travel the city’s metro system.” – Fark.com; and finally
• The Feds Acquired More Dildos – “They face conspiracy, obstruction, weapon offenses and assault on federal officer charges.” – koin.com  HMMM

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